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Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11713) - you deserved it (36439)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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don't be mean! that's sweet.

#1 - On 08/16/2011 at 12:51pm by Pretty_Pink_Lady

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Sounds like you dont deserve him.

#7 - On 08/16/2011 at 12:53pm by the_easter_bunny

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