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Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother calls them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)

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I'm sorry
Homophobes, even homophobes that you're related to, are a pain in the ass
Don't pay any attention to what your Mom says (however hard that may be) and good luck coming to your other friends/family/etc.

#2 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:38am by panda_bear511

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You should've said "I bet God doesn't like bigots either"

#8 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:42am by biancagolden

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