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Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111309) - you deserved it (262929)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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you shouldnt have been cheating on her

#2 - On 03/01/2009 at 7:59pm by luvlee

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that's karma for being a jerk

#3 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:00pm by bcrklein

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