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Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

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haha! he sounds like a jackass.
But no need to worry, if her dad doesn't like you, it means she does. (:

#6 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:47pm by Symmetry88

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awhh.... but love conquers all(:

#1 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:45pm by jasminea

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