Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love

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  • haha! he sounds like a jackass.
    But no need to worry, if her dad doesn't like you, it means she does. (:

    #6 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:47pm by Symmetry88

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  • awhh.... but love conquers all(:

    #1 - On 07/17/2011 at 12:45pm by jasminea

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