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Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28634) - you deserved it (6723)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)

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and why were you there?

#2 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:04am by xxmollyxx

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Eat all their cake!

#6 - On 07/09/2011 at 6:09am by heartbrakej

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