Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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48Connor 10
Wow, stalkerish?
you_failed 15
YDI for being a creep.
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Comments (431)
coolchick10 0
dang that's just sad...
bigfoot89 4
idk if he was really hot then i think it is justified ;)
Newboyz00185 0
So get ya knees flexin And ya arms T-rexin' And Creep. Do the creep!
YFDIOP 0
I hope OP's a girl...
MrSassypants 33
2 it's not sad because if the guy is sorry that means OP might have a chance. 8)
PiNeApPlEsUnDaY 0
134 it's sad cuz theres no show tonight!!:D
CsDy1395 6
sad that op is a stalker, or sad that he was out?
MrSassypants 33
Geez, I was just trying to be optimistic. You guys are just downers. "Y U NO POSITIVE??
seanders 10
It's sad cause if it was a guy watching a girl, everybody would be up in arms about it. Good old double standards.
Bobissmall 13
#265 is right =/ also the word everyone is yelling would be 'pervert' instead of 'creep' which is tamer.
bigfoot89 4
homophobe
48Connor 10
Wow, stalkerish?
garrettsgirl 0
haha looks like he was on to you!! at least he was nice about it and gave you a show ;) to watch every night
Thabb 0
Why is this an FML? He must be into you if he knows you're watching and keeps doing it.
joker1995 2
Yea instead of calling the cops. Thats creepy as hell
Thabb 0
Hey, he must be into you if he kept doing it when aware that you were watching.
flockz 19
haha i like how op "peeked" through the window. twenty bucks she has like a high powered telescope watching her neighbor's ass. idk this fml seems to be worded too innocently for what she is actually doing.
Idonebeenhad 17
LOL! #1, I took a pic of that FML too, the one in your profile picture
mohammedrun 3
Wow OP really needs to get a boyfriend instead of spying on other ppl with binoculars. I would have just called the cops.
ActionManly 11
No, no, you guys have got it all wrong. It might be being stalkerish, but he's obviously into her. He's completely DTF, why not just hook up? ;)
luvppl 6
lol, 34... I'm pretty sure he tool a pic cuz it was the first time that he was first to comment lolololol
yummycupkake 0
at least you didn't waist your money on popcorn tonight like yesterday.
yummycupkake 0
*waste
karch 0
do the creep ;)
Yousuck24 21
This reminds me of "The Creep" by Lonely Island.
karmennn 0
OP deserves it for being a creep.
MsSoulReaper 27
Why do the people who clearly deserve it still post for sympathy?
6tori6 5
Are you a boy or girl...
J1hill33 12
that's a really good question
codyjeffers97 0
that's creepy as hell....
scrapmetal58 9
OP could be a dude. Just throwing that out there. Hell, I walk around my apartment naked sometimes. If anyone is watching I say it's a free show and take it as a compliment.
justynicole 0
hahahaha I love this. chip n dales? :)
MrSassypants 33
34 I think he took a picture of that one because he got first. He should take a picture of this one too, so everytime he gets first it would also show his previous pic. Shit, is, going, down.
MrSassypants 33
Dam 91 already pointed it out but didn't say anything about my idea. Do it 1, Do it!!
lucas18xx53 0
yeah seriously
ILUVMSC 5
haha, we all go there.. ;)
sugaboo 1
wow that was rude
sugaboo 1
sorry that was for #161
Gross2332 0
OP is obviously a lowlife!
Tektite 14
Lol.. Some people like stalkers ;D
zendaddy0 0
well he is there EVERY night give him a break op don't be greedy
Sacurason 0
Maybe because they realize that it's hilarious as well? I believe these are meant to be posted in good humor, not in unbearable agony. Give people a break.
theunknowned 1
I really wonder if op is a guy or a girl.
Denikk 0
thank god he's from france... if he was from the us you would have been at the court now trying to find the best lawyer...
calebobadiah 0
and u know this because u where with her? FREAK ALERT!
calebobadiah 0
speaking of stalkers,197- I Love ur profile pic, it brings bace so many good memories. what was his name? It was something like Kappo? please tell me.
pertained 12
wow. I think anyone else would have called the cops, lol.
zinoxity 23
173 - Commentception!
Drikstar 2
the hells wrong with you?!
schmegsable 6
I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing once in a while if given the opportunity. Just be a bit stealthier about it, perhaps. Everyday though... that's a big commitment. He must be REALLY hot!
sweetness17 7
haha i do that too:)
tmmundy 17
#84 you catch on fast don't you. lmao.
kathy2013 1
did she ever say she wanted to get to know you?
bitchslapped22 14
173- Also this FML and his comment are both funnier than the ones in his profile pic, so he should definitely change it to this one.
Idonebeenhad 17
I took it because of the fail 'second' comment...didnt notice 1's name in the pic :
gamercanadian 11
#282 ur cute, jus sayin :D
gamercanadian 11
#282 ur cute, jud saying :D
da1ndonliiegr 0
i agree!
fanpire411 4
I'm sure some guy would be lucky to see that ;) *for number 285*
NattyB123 8
163 I'd like to see that ;)
gators1995 30
There is also another song called Creep by TLC
sniper4613 13
Lol
you_failed 15
YDI for being a creep.
cammiixy 4
yep this isnt even an fml she deserves it for being a creepy stalker
OWNZ 0
You know your a major creeper when you feel the need to use binoculars to stare into the house that is right next to yours...
futtbuck101 1
Disturbia?
Nosrebor 8
this sounds a lot like another fml...
angelbabyg1994 0
that's what I was thinking!
MetalSparks138 0
sounds like its not creeping he must enjoy the company if he lbothered himself to leave a note
katpat08 0
If a fine PYT walks in front of your tree, do the creep HUUUUHHH do the creep HUUUUUUH
itchy_arse 0
is it wrong I'd do the same thing as OP XD
you_failed 15
Yes it is and it's also wrong to have an itchy arse. You might want to get that checked out....
ichikibobivopula 0
keep your knees flexin and your arms t-rexin do the creep ahhhh
brinagurl 1
wow...stalker!!
Auntie_Christ 0
But GOD watches you and that's ok, right?
anonymous100000 17
be lucky he didn't call the cops. YDI
rachelmacivor 0
FAIL
Lady98K 4
ur profile pic is sooo friggin' hilarious!
nicobington 1
picture WIN!
saga_darlin 0
LOOL i love your picture
FernAdele 9
lmfao your picture!
CryMoreFMLs 14
Who is tjat delightful little girl in your picture? I must know... I *might* ahow her to her "mommy"...
t765234 10
Your picture makes that comment so much funnier. lmao
Loaffer 2
like everyone else said LMAO ur pic I love it :P
mhinaj 0
stalker
derskittles 5
Wow creeper
Jaxon26 0
Ssssssssssssssssssszz
jewfro311 0
creep
mruizk9 7
that's creepy, get a life
AnagenisisZagus 13
Find a new hobby, OP. That is quite pathetic, man.
MaryJane232323 9
you know, I hope OP is a woman because a he or she mentioned the neighbor is a guy:)
chiddy_bang71 0
176 facepalm
helene123456789 0
wat does OP meen???
MrHughJass 0
234 Orangotang Penis.
ambowew 7
#250, if you're attempting to come back with a witty comment, the least you can do is spell correctly so viewers can appreciate it. Orangutan* And OP stands for orange peel.
AmberBri 8
if I knew I would answer you, unlike these children who think writing about penis' makes them look mature. I hope you find out soon. :)
Jaxx66 21
OP is original poster. the person who wrote the FML :P
slushpup9696 12
176 - Gay people exist.
tweetbaby14 18
286, telling people the wrong answer isn't supposed to make anyone seem mature it's supposed to be a "haha figure it out yourself" thing...