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Man or woman?

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11840) - you deserved it (79774) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Wow, stalkerish?

#1 - On 07/08/2011 at 11:19pm by 48Connor

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YDI for being a creep.

#3 - On 07/08/2011 at 11:19pm by you_failed

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