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Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39747) - you deserved it (2293)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

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whata bitch

#2 - On 06/27/2011 at 7:01pm by baseballlegitly0

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coincidence? I think not!

#1 - On 06/27/2011 at 7:01pm by The_Weirdo

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