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Man or woman?

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

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Mmm. Kinky.

Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

#9 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:23am by Jimboom

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WATHEHELL?

#2 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:11am by LilKonvicted

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