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Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML
Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014