Get away from me

By Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

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Lancerman7449 0

tht came outta no where. u prolly wernt expectin tht lol

AA357 0

In Soviet Russia, collarbones break YOU.

you were first indeed. this confuses me.

rachelbrianna25 0

lol.............. ummmmmmmmm wow. run boy run!

wow. there are some ..interesting.. people out there..

When guys hit on me at the bar I usually say something insane and creepy to get them to back off. Maybe that was her motivation?

But it sounds like _she_ was the one making the move!

Consider yourself lucky she didn't want to break your boner instead, with or without the seductive voice...

Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.