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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35168) - you deserved it (4120)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

#6 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:21am by Rico_Mal1116

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at least the sticky note will stick by you

#3 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:20am by EvilDoll

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