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Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31279) - you deserved it (3706)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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invite your date to get splashed too :)

#3 - On 06/17/2011 at 5:53pm by notsocrazee

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i bet your date wished you were wearing a white shirt!

#6 - On 06/17/2011 at 5:54pm by rawrdiinosaurrz

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