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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42873) - you deserved it (6208)

On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)

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Damn, your dad's a dick.

#1 - On 06/12/2011 at 6:24am by coolkid_matt

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you probably cry constantly about everything so even when he is concerned he thinks better of getting involved

#5 - On 06/12/2011 at 6:27am by Bearilla

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