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Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (8006)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

#6 - On 06/08/2011 at 10:18am by shift_love

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If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

#5 - On 06/08/2011 at 10:18am by thebestof1984

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