By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Its his house, he should be able to shit with the door open if he wants.

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llCHR15ll 0

Hmmmm, I must have missed that bit out? oh well

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tencalories 3

what do you mean I saw it we should make this onto a book

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incrediblekarma 3

Aw, I would thumbs up Alan's message if I could.

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lulututu 4

They're married. Its their house idiot

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enonymous 8

Only an hour into marriage and you're already saying he's wrong. congrats and welcome to marriage.

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dreamnitedarling 9

especially since OP apparently hoped marriage would "change things". YDI, op, YDI.

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MrXerxes5 6

omg you got the raw end of the deal. everyone's supposed to gett rainbow poo after they're married. that way when they poo it smells like flowers. it works like those glade scented candles or whatever

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llCHR15ll 0

this doesn't happen. stop trying to be funny. mr. fail

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deaper 16

Actually... I thought it was pretty funny… Mr. Asshole.

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

silly women they think grdgdjjjdjjf means something in the modern world

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rbubbles 20

talk to him about it and stop having a sook, you're newlyweds so I suggest communication otherwise will be reading another fml by you next year saying you're divorced.

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sparkjolt 10

I'm not sure what you were thinking marriage is about, but if you think people suddenly change from a gold band on their finger, I think you've seen one too many chick flicks. The age old saying; A woman marries a man expecting him to change, a man marries a woman expecting nothing to change.

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Terezi 0

Are you sure this is an FML? All I'm reading is "Waaaah, my husband's not perfect like I expected him to be!" Seriously, if you can't handle this, I'd hate to see you have children. What will you do when it comes time to change diapers?

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dianalyssa 0

my boyfriend does that and we're not married yet. I know how you feel!

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Azzze 2

ladies: MEN DON'T CHANGE!! And just because you have a baby with him or marry him, he will still be the same disgusting fart you fell in love with. PERIOD

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