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Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15348) - you deserved it (32354)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

#6 - On 05/31/2011 at 5:49am by Livinia

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the sex must be great

#5 - On 05/31/2011 at 5:48am by BountyBass

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