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Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended he loudly complained to his friends about the annoying girl sitting next to him. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 5:56pm - love - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

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Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:08am by mehwhateverr

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well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:11am by yojoeletsmakeout

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