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Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38581) - you deserved it (6775)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

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