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Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37298) - you deserved it (13346)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

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dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!

#2 - On 05/15/2011 at 5:59pm by DreaminOfMusic

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That does suck, but why weren't you going to pay?

#3 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:00pm by herrobear

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