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Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42342) - you deserved it (26413)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

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If you took his response seriously you're fucked up.

#3 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:10pm by Mila

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"Today, someone had a sense of humor, and I didn't. FML"

#8 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:18pm by Drk

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