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Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43569) - you deserved it (5438)

On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)

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As we always say, if she left you just like that she didn't really love you, so that's better that way

#2 - On 05/08/2011 at 10:02am by Quasar55

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Now it's time to go back in and throw all the clothes everywhere and leave!

#3 - On 05/08/2011 at 10:02am by ImInABox

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