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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40468) - you deserved it (7564)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

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She probably thought it'd turn you on!

#1 - On 04/30/2011 at 9:38am by marmlr339

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OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.

#13 - On 04/30/2011 at 9:45am by Lennsik

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