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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

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You deserved it 5 134

By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By ? - 20/02/2013 18:20 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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Saturday 30 April 2011 15:38

She probably thought it'd turn you on!

Lennsik 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:45

OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.

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RoryV 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:01

Its not cheating its hot is what it is xD

bigmanj28 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:22

threesome?

RKD 23

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:27

Feel your pain, man. Might be new gf time!

GrahamAker 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:38

if my girlfriend cheated on me with a girl she better make it up threesome style. Bi se.… WINNING.

jahjahjama2 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:52

i hate people who think "its the same genitals its nt cheating" their so stupid

MalaInsane_11 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:58

yeaaaah... lol! I don't see the problem.

iBrandon 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:12

common sense...so rare, it's a freakin' super power!

darrelldrew 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:13

its not cheating, its awsome!

escapedfromexico 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:23

i agree with about half the people... it is cheating... but rly dude... u should go for the threesome so theres no guilt on either side

awardZu 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:26

Quit bitching, enjoy it! Have a threeway with them, then brag about it.

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Today, while on a first date, we ran into a street performer dressed as a clown. I have a phobia of clowns, so I froze in place for a solid 30 seconds before moving away as fast as I could. She spent the rest of the date looking at me oddly, then afterwards said we weren’t going to work out. FML

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Today, I tried a soup sample at a supermarket. An employee then came over and started asking me questions about how I got the cup for the sample, telling me it wasn't store policy to just give out sample cups. I was so stressed that I broke down crying in the middle of the supermarket. FML

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