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Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37119) - you deserved it (4913)

On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)

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Yeah, I'd be annoyed if I were you too.

#1 - On 04/29/2011 at 1:03pm by Keyman1212

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Then kick his ass, instead of being annoyed with him. I would have dumped his ass if my boyfriend ever even thought of doing that.

#4 - On 04/29/2011 at 1:05pm by mk58

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