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Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39282) - you deserved it (8084)

On 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm - love - by alissa_roar - United States

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FYL, what an asshole. :3

#2 - On 04/18/2011 at 5:16pm by NuclearKitty333

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1. Lock your phone, darling.
2. It's strange how people with a problem accuse will sometimes others of having that same one. Some form of denial, I guess.

#6 - On 04/18/2011 at 5:18pm by Mirorbo

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