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Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14129) - you deserved it (39447)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

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"can I call you right back" works wonders!!

#1 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:08am by robc32ca

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I would be so embarrassed!! that sucks, you shouldve told him you would call him back.

#15 - On 04/08/2011 at 6:32am by sj913

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