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Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45166) - you deserved it (3521) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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maybe he met a dog...

#9 - On 03/05/2011 at 12:55pm by soketgo

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wow that really sucks. I'm sorry

#1 - On 03/05/2011 at 12:27pm by track69

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