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Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31619) - you deserved it (4964)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?

#1 - On 02/25/2011 at 10:02am by lionandthelamb61

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At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.

#6 - On 02/25/2011 at 10:12am by prinzess

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