Anonymous
Egypt
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JLoRd
United States
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Username
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
pussyface96
Toronto, Canada
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Mal
United States
Date night
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
ForeverAlone
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Anonymous
Weehawken, United States
Is she Julia Stiles?
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Anonymous
Finland
Lesson learned
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Jake
United States
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Top comments
lionandthelamb61 9
Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?
prinzess_fml 25
At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.
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Comments (67)
lionandthelamb61 9
Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?
stro88 6
haha. if she rocking it might as well go for gold.
antoinemartinez 0
hahaha win! and yur sexy too
newjerseyguy 0
#1 your not only beautiful but your funny as well
instnt1nfction 17
^pedophile much
AnagenisisZagus 13
#1- Well, these guys are correct! You are wonderful....at choosing glasses, where did you buy it from, hm? She is not all that guys, get lost!
Thanatos1206 0
Time to hit on a girl over the Internet!! Maybe one you will get lucky! ;)
Gondile 4
Maybe only MILFs give him stiffies?
Gingerkid123 0
Oh HAHA, Very funny u dumb shit !
Boygenius50 8
47 is hot
DavLynn 4
oh sucks for you man up
techweed 12
that could very well happen to me, as I, too, am short and baby faced.
JenL_fml 7
Oh... Burn.
mikolyshka 0
ydi for looking like Justin bieber
jessica_alexine 0
iCED......
Insane_Tea 15
RE-RE-RE-REJECTION!
IrishWildMan 3
No no no you got it all wrong. She was talking to her friend! She was just completely ignoring you.
intheboot 0
^win
prinzess_fml 25
At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.
ltsmark 0
Ask if she likes cocksitting then.
jissie 6
ahha that would've been brilliant
lindsaylu98 0
do it dude :P
alexd10293 0
eew ur a Ginger
xNikkiez 0
I'm sorry but I couldn't keep from laughing about this. I'm waiting for someone to come up with a quirky pun hahaha.
fiveonefiveoh 0
the guy 2 minutes before u!
xNikkiez 0
That isnt a pun.... :/
antoinemartinez 0
she just said yu aint shit
Heffir 0
Maybe she meant she wants to but she has to babysit and she hates babysitting but she didn't feel the need to say the first part because she assumes you know she's out of your league. But ignore that last part I put because you got to think positively haha.
milky953 0
to true