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Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30596) - you deserved it (5817)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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OP's the real jerk here. She's clearly afraid of open homosexuals.

#7 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:14pm by ScaryyMary

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Sorry, OP! Panic attacks suck. It sounds like your panic attacks are pretty severe if you had to be taken to the hospital, though...You might consider seeking help for that. It's certainly helped me!

#1 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:04pm by nerdsgetmehot

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