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Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35423) - you deserved it (5630)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers

#9 - On 02/19/2011 at 10:12am by howslife123

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Thats ehh pretty disturbing?

#1 - On 02/19/2011 at 10:05am by SeaChicken

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