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Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML


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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

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...and you couldn't have just told her the truth?

#4 - On 02/15/2011 at 12:58pm by LH0026

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hey at least your girlfriend didn't think you were cheating on her, although $225 is a lot of money to have to spend.

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 12:55pm by sting1234

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