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Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41699) - you deserved it (13689)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

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why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!

#3 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:53pm by locaaaa

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The fortune cookies are niftier.

#1 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:51pm by vyvianpenniman

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