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Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34865) - you deserved it (10365)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

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why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!

#3 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:53pm by locaaaa

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YDI. How often do you read M&Ms before eating them?

#5 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:56pm by rockhound

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