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Man or woman?

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

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.... why say yes?

#2 - On 02/05/2011 at 10:34am by xyadove

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Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)

#3 - On 02/05/2011 at 10:39am by Amiie011

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