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Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML


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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Lol, get used to it. It won't be as funny a couple years into marriage.

#1 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:03pm by Frickmetinajenks

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The giggles is what makes this funny. Who giggles after supposedly shitting their pants, lolZ.

#12 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:22pm by TheB0a

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