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Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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Maybe "maybe" should be your answer when thinking about going through with the wedding.

Do you really want to start using a Diaper Genie way before you have kids?

#9 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:17pm by perdix

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The giggles is what makes this funny. Who giggles after supposedly shitting their pants, lolZ.

#12 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:22pm by TheB0a

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