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Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9186) - you deserved it (49393)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by wowimdumb (man) - United States (Texas)

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thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough

#2 - On 01/30/2011 at 3:33am by yourallidiots13

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Well? Did you impress her?

#1 - On 01/30/2011 at 3:32am by Burukasai

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