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Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67252) - you deserved it (5549)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

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