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Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71795) - you deserved it (6065)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

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how big is your 'rack?'

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:15am by BannedDistress78

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That sucks a lot.

But to be honest: if you had never met him before, what made you think he would want to meet you now?

#8 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:23am by darkblue_13

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