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Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81763) - you deserved it (8025)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

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how big is your 'rack?'

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:15am by BannedDistress78

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It obviously didn't mean that much to him.
I've learned that blood relationships don't mean as much as the relationships you've chosen to have.

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:14am by betsymonty

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