By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
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betsymonty 0

It obviously didn't mean that much to him. I've learned that blood relationships don't mean as much as the relationships you've chosen to have.

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MGW501 2

He's obviously not good at connecting, and probably thought he was complimenting you in his own way. Anyway - sounds like you've got a good rack then! Be pleased with this!

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birds_fml 7

There may be a reason you've never met him before. Maybe your family knew what a worthless old man he is.

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rukusrazor 0

Kinky, you've got a 'close' family I see.

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mangoid 0

sometimes there's a reason relatives aren't part of one's life.

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LeftHanded_fml 0

At least he gave you a complement?

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nofyourlife 0

Haha yeah I had never met my paternal grandfather either, so my mom tracked him down when I was around 10. He tried to lie and say he never lived in New York, never knew my grandmother, that my father existed... etc. Then he referred us to his son, who is a genealogist, to help us find "my real grandfather." His son figured it out pretty quickly. So instead of just confessing and keeping it quiet, his whole family found out that he had cheated on his wife 40 years before. Karma.

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Daysgoby 0

OH PLEASE. Old people will find mosquito bites "nice". They prefer anything but saggy ******* imo

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dragonmystik3030 0

mmm referring to him as paternal grandfather would suggest she is adopted ?? think yourself lucky he didn't grap hold of them lol

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