Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

by peeoncarl1111 / 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm / United States / Love

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  • you deserve it for being a cheater!

    #1 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:53am by ohhjenn

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  • Actually, I'd say she was kind enough to not push you out of the fucking car and make your ass walk home.

    #3 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:58am by Back_In_Action

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