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Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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On 01/18/2011 at 12:05am - love - by MCKilllerrr - United States (Texas)

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What a bitch. Who would joke about asking someone on a date?

#2 - On 01/18/2011 at 6:10am by Doortje

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It takes you an hour to speak up if someone doesn't show up?

#1 - On 01/18/2011 at 6:10am by FYLDeep

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