Love: Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked...

By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:10

What a bitch. Who would joke about asking someone on a date?

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:10

It takes you an hour to speak up if someone doesn't show up?

Comments

saleha97 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:46

do the same thing to her (:

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:51

I don't think she'll ever ask him for a date.

saleha97 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:59

i mean that HE could ask HER, and not show up. (:

Syruphs 17

Wednesday 17 December 2014 17:49

@28 but he did ask her out and she didn't show up.

ACSjr 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:36

ok how did u asked her out

nathansing 6

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:16

AWW! That suxx...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 18 January 2011 18:18

She doesn't deserve your attention. Forget about her!

kingtz 6

Tuesday 18 January 2011 18:26

What an evil bitch! She isn't even worth your contempt.

docscientist 9

Tuesday 18 January 2011 21:57

What a contemptuous bitch, she knew exactly what she was doing.

cuddles123458 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 22:49

wow that's brutal! but don't wory it gets better...maybe!

TypoH 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:00

somebody got played.

AdobeAlf 2

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:12

Text her back saying "your a bitch, look at how many replies i got on fmylife saying your a total loser"

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:20

Text her back and call her out on it! Tell her she knew what she was doing and didn't have the decency to politely decline if she wasn't interested. What a bitch.