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Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

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You deserve better, don't waste your time with him.

#15 - On 01/08/2011 at 6:37pm by Blackacre

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Yuck! At least he did it before you started having sex.

#11 - On 01/08/2011 at 6:18pm by key_2010

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