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Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 11:17pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

#10 - On 01/05/2011 at 3:19am by Janah_the_ENP

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he's just jealous because he can't grow one

#25 - On 01/05/2011 at 3:35am by therealsuperman

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