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Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7649) - you deserved it (85910)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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You Fucking Desereved it Jackass.

#3 - On 12/27/2010 at 10:17am by punkylemon

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?

#4 - On 12/27/2010 at 10:18am by Vehicle

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