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Man or woman?

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13078) - you deserved it (27697)

On 12/19/2010 at 5:28am - love - by lonelyengineer (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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Hahaha good luck with that relationship.

#3 - On 12/19/2010 at 1:18pm by youfailed18

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so... did you say hi? sure he's a fifty-year-old man, but, honestly, who has sex face-to-face anymore?

#12 - On 12/19/2010 at 1:38pm by DncrHap

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