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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27558) - you deserved it (5789)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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If that's not true love then what is?

#2 - On 12/18/2010 at 9:55am by Doortje

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.

#13 - On 12/18/2010 at 10:13am by redbluegreen

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