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Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26049) - you deserved it (6210)

On 12/04/2010 at 3:35pm - love - by Pita (woman) - United States (Florida)

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#1 - On 12/04/2010 at 5:35pm by climbthoserocks

See in context

my coach nicknamed a girl on our team pita a couple years ago

#3 - On 12/04/2010 at 5:35pm by scvcwcheer

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