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Today, I got a call from my grandmother. Turns out my father found out about my elopement with my husband through my stepmother, because someone she works with told her. We were planning on it being a surprise, and telling people on Christmas. My father won't even talk to me now. FML

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On 12/01/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Wow, that really sucks but you should've been more open to your family. Think of how your dad feels, this one is your fault.

#3 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:05am by stealthkitten

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Why wouldn't expect this sort if thing? Your father either feels disrespected orhe dislikes your husband. YDI for not knowing that would be his reaction. Trying to shove it down people's throats as a Christmas surprise seems a bit thoughtless to me.

#7 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:06am by ImaginaryFoe

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