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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by ryansmithho (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Oh great, now he'll get ringworm.

#10 - On 11/24/2010 at 6:04pm by Triumvirate

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"Baby, I've love you so much. It seems I've always loved you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry mFUCKING DOG!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! NOOOOOO!!"

#15 - On 11/24/2010 at 6:18pm by DocBastard

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