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Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19333) - you deserved it (6496)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

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winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED

#14 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:22pm by MfailK

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my boyfriend does the same shit /:

#17 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:25pm by youdontevenknow5

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