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Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

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winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED

#14 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:22pm by MfailK

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Holy shit, half of you are fucking stupid! Tapping out = simply tapping your hand on the ground (or the person's arm) to signify that you accept defeat... IN NO WAY does it = passing out. No, he's not abusive. It was a simple, playful wrestling match. My god you guys are dumb >:{

#91 - On 11/21/2010 at 9:30pm by WishResign

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