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Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (10173)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:06am - love - by sayno (woman) - Switzerland

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Nice use of the word scuttled.

#3 - On 11/12/2010 at 10:04am by Lolzords

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You could have least gotten an actual free coffee out of him, instead of stealing your coworker's.

#8 - On 11/12/2010 at 10:12am by amerwin

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