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When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.
I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a whore and I had already paid upfront for our "date."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016