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Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29029) - you deserved it (4015)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

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When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.

#7 - On 10/26/2010 at 6:12pm by Fortuitous

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I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a whore and I had already paid upfront for our "date."

#2 - On 10/26/2010 at 6:08pm by perdix

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