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Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12937) - you deserved it (21360)

On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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That's pretty badass.

#4 - On 10/25/2010 at 3:05am by KiwiExchange

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Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!

#5 - On 10/25/2010 at 3:07am by taoxyeuxmay

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